Defining the Great Question of the Decade

As I peruse the aisles of the video store, in the "porno room", of course, I notice one thing every female porn star has in common.  Aside from fantastically fake, perky breasts, they're all shaved.  I mean, a hairy puss has become something of a rare historical item or a horrific creature that pops out of 70's porn grinding to "bow-chica bow-wow".  Such was my first experience with pronography and my first glimpse of Ron Jeremy.  Now that was soemthing scary!

I was spending the night at a friend's house.  We had asked to watch a movie in her mother's room while her mother went out for the evening.  No sooner had the door shut than my friend slid her eyes over to me with one corner of her mouth turned up in a devious grin, saying "You have to see this".  In popped a VHS and twangy music with a wild, driving beat came out of the television.  We spent the night squealing in laughter at Sasquatch getting it on with Farrah wannabes. 

My next experience with pubic hair wasn't as funny, but I enjoyed it quite a bit more.  My boyfriend had mentioned he liked his women shaved.  Being naive, I thought he meant legs.  He took me into the bedroom, stripped me, and shaved me.  Then he spent the night licking and fingering my tight little pussy.  That was the night I discovered the power a shaved pussy has over a man. 

Just the words "I'm shaved" make a man fall to his knees begging to touch it, or even just to see it.  They become willing sex slaves and I can make them do anything to me I want.  As wonderful as a shaved pussy looks, some men feel a little dirty playing with one because they believe it makes a woman look pubescent.  Never mind the fully developed, more-than-a-mouthful breasts they worship.  Really, very few men feel this way. 

Women aren't the only ones that shave.  Some men like a little trim around the trunk, but I prefer the ones that shave it all.  Let's be honest here, a man's balls don't smell that great.  Shaving helps get rid of the sweaty ball smell.  I love wrapping my lips around a shaved cock, sliding up and down, licking balls.  Who wants hair in their food? 

The verdict is, a shaved cock or puss is much tastier than a hairy one.  It's easier to keep clean, smells better, tastes better, and is more likely to get oral action. 

So, how do you begin if you've never shaved?  The first step is to trim the hair with scissors.  Be careful not to cut yourself!  Once you've trimmed the hair as close as possible, slather on shave gel, sit on the edge of the tub, spread your legs and shave.  It's easiest to pull the lips to the other side to get a close shave.  Once you've gotten a little more brave, go into the spa or salon for a Brazilian.  Make sure you keep it up.  It's a total turn off to have prickly genitals shoved into your ass or rubbed against your face. 

Good luck and good fucks!