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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Spit or Swallow: Calorie Counting

Did you hear?  Semen has tons of protein, so it's really good for you!

Actually, that is a common misconception, mostly proliferated by horny men who want a woman to swallow.  According to Columbia University Health Services, the amount of a man's ejaculate is, on average, only a teaspoon.  This varies by age with younger men having higher volumes, but not by much. 

Now the real question.  Is semen loaded with protein or high in calories?  The answer in both cases is no.  He's feeding you a line of bullshit because he wants to cum in your mouth!  An average ejaculate has a miniscule  5 to 7 calories and contains 200 to 500 million sperm, which only account for 1% of the content.

So what is semen really made of?   Fructose sugar, water, ascorbic acid, citric acid, enzymes, protein, phosphate and bicarbonate buffers, and last but not least, zinc.  Unless you're swallowing gallons of it a day like Goth Girl, semen will never contain enough nutrients to affect your diet.

The moral of the story:  Go Forth and Swallow, My Sluts!

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